MORE SIGNS OF THE APOCALYPSE

NBC's Today Show generates the lion's share of revenue for the NEWS division of the network. What's "news" today? Well, first a long segment with a young man who went on YouTube to offer himself as a "phone friend". He has no job, just asks people to call him and chat. And that warrants a long segment on the show, complete with a sitdown, in-studio interview. Leading the next hour: American Idol's Sanjaya, who's in-studio as well with more breaking news... or whatever it is HE does. Oh--- Sanjaya was also the most popular attraction at the zoo known as the White House Correspondents Dinner last weekend, with loads of autograph seekers skipping other more notable attendees for the off-key Idol wannabe. Eww boy.