IN CASE IT'S TURDUCKEN DAY FOR YOU

Our hard-working Technical Czar, Noah Dingley, is busy scaring his children with actual Turducken assembly today. He says he's using only "consenting" birds, who've all signed legal releases to give their all for the platter. I feel "full" just looking at these action shots. Obviously the main donor, the turkey, is held against his will ala the little people who strapped down Gulliver. (Serving suggestion: Have a sharp carving knife and an archaeologist standing by.)