MUST BE "MAY SWEEPS"

ABC challenges Capitol Hill lawmakers to sing the National Anthem in its entirety. At least they'll be fully clothed (though you never know during such an important "ratings month")
http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/story?id=1937527&page=1

SPEAKING OF TV HYPE: Tonight's ABC-TV bird flu drama may spur some panic... in people who never pay attention to news and facts. Well, here they go again.
reuters.myway.com/article/20060508/2006-05-08T210841Z_01_N08206383_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-BIRDFLU-TELEVISION-DC.html

IF I COULD TALK TO THE ANIMALS: The animal rights extremists are getting even more nasty.
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,9068-2171582,00.html