YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP

The hits just keep on coming! So much rich news material... Obama won't go to the opening ceremony of the Olympics, sending Biden instead (maybe BHO feels jinxed after the push for Chicago).. then Janet Napolitano goes for the closing gig (we'll be safer if she's out of the country). Michele Obama says her husband "isn't done yet" and wants to limit what kids eat, Security Advisor Brennan claims criticizing Obama policies helps Al Qaeda and the climate control folks had to skip a press conference due to DC blizzards. Sweet.