YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP

The hits just keep on coming! So much rich news material... Obama won't go to the opening ceremony of the Olympics, sending Biden instead (maybe BHO feels jinxed after the push for Chicago).. then Janet Napolitano goes for the closing gig (we'll be safer if she's out of the country). Michele Obama says her husband "isn't done yet" and wants to limit what kids eat, Security Advisor Brennan claims criticizing Obama policies helps Al Qaeda and the climate control folks had to skip a press conference due to DC blizzards. Sweet.

THAT WILL DO IT

New Homeland Security boss Janet Napolitano (former Arizona Governor) was assessing the border situation here in San Diego this week. Among her "take charge" statements: Telling the bad guys (aka the drug cartels), "Enough!"  That ought to stop 'em.  She's also stepping up scanning of license plates on vehicles heading into Mexico. As if thugs, pushers and killers will all be law-abiding people who use only license tags properly registered to the driver. We're seeing why Napolitano didn't have a clue about border issues when she was "in charge" in Arizona either.

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